The Best Things Ever

1. Sliced Bread - You know how everyone always says 'the best thing since sliced bread'? Yeah. You can't beat this shit. Its pretty damn insane.
2. Captain Falcon riding Charizard - Come on, really. Its Captain Falcon, one of the manliest men ever, riding the manliest dragon ever. Shit goes without questioning. Flamethrower on you while you're getting Pawnched.
3. Transformers - As the saying goes, Transformers were designed by a man stuck in traffic thinking 'man, I wouldn't be in this problem if my car were also a bipedal robot'. They walk, they fight each other in titanic battles with laser swords, they're pretty fucking awesome. Plus, my favourite is an mp3 player. A working mp3 player.
4. Saikyo-Ryu - The school of martial arts for real men, invented by none other than the manliest man, Dan Hibiki. Legend has it Dan taught Captain Falcon how to fight, including empowering the 'Show me your moves!' with Saikyo taunting strength! Truly, saikyo-ryu wa saikyo da naa.
5. Bohemian Rhapsody by The Muppets - Watch the video. Really, enough said. Mama...Mama? Mama!
6. The Ork Stompa - Just when you thought the Orks couldn't get any manlier, the model for one of the Orkiest things ever is made. Basically several hundred sheets of metal encasing several billion bullets rigged up on a belt to several fully automatic guns, empowered by the will of several thousand Orks who believe it works when it doesn't, the Stompa is sheer manliness in the form of a moving weapon battery. Oh, and it can have a chainsaw. Yeah.
7. Charts and Graphs - Where would you be right now without charts and graphs? Probably out of a job, without an industrial revolution and watching the economy fall to pieces as nobody knows what's going on. Don't underestimate the awesomeness that is charts and graphs.
8. Garchomp - Second non-legendary banned (the first being the almighty WOBUUFFEET!), and its a fucking landshark. Just when you thought your fear of sharks was dumb, because hey, I'm not going in the water, bam. Sharks evolve legs to go eat everyone, ever. Just imagine if this fucker beat up and intimidated a Celebi. You'd get a time travelling landshark, who's going to kill everything.
9. Mic128 - You really shouldn't need an explanation, the guy is awesome enough to make the list.
10. Ret-specced pallys - What's that? You play WoW so you can do things?! No way, man, you play WoW so I can stun you for four fucking years and kill you.